As we left Hell, we found ourselves somewhat disappointed. We thought of all the things we had read and heard about Hell. We took the time to examine ourselves and our expectations of what Hell would really be like.

1. Call Box -- There's no way in Hell to call for help.
2. Fire
3. Water
4. A road to Hell
5. Mrs. V. -- Ahh... What a babe!!! ***
6. People
7. Monica Lewinski
8. Saddam Hussain's chemical weapons
9. The Holy Grail
10. A Casino

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*** Mrs. V. is a freshman academic advisor at Concordia University IrvineIn the Top Ten Lists, written by Jacob Youmans and Joey "Willy" Alexander, and published in the Hilltop Herald between 1994 and 1997, Jacob and Willy always referred to Mrs. V as a babe.